BMW Drivers Joke
I knew my sister knew the boyfriend of my sister, my boyfriend and my mother also knew that. Therefore, as we looked after my father he had volunteered to run the family car around the outside of the bar, everyone gasped and ran towards him with our arms waving.
"Nooo Noooo." We cried as we realized he had waived his turn car in the tight space seriously and headed for the door leading to the beach.
We had just finished drinking a small bar on the seafront on Porthtowan beach in Cornwall. The bar has a line of beautiful large window seats are always full of people sipping a drink or a meal. They are seats coveted that people stand around and wait to sit as close as decently possible to occupied stands and watching the corner of my eye until it looks like someone can go. When it becomes clear that those who occupied the coveted booth going, it becomes free for all clients looking to engage the popular seats in order to capture them for the next hour. Sometimes the seats enormous are taken by a small piffly couple kissing and cuddling can be extremely annoying when you have a crowd of ten years which are perched around a table two men close to two feet. But everyone is very polite, until the couple begin to harvest their coats when they will almost inevitably be trampled in the melee that followed.
The stands had another reason to be happy tonight, because they were about to get one for free courtesy of us.
Dad rolled closer and closer to the beach and we ran faster and faster towards him. Unfortunately we were too late, the front wheels of my mother BMW convertible hit the sand and rolled toward the night. Papa was to a large U-turn but he had misjudged the damping properties of Porthtowan beach and was trying to avoid the cycle of poor car next to a Clearly looking pile of sand. The five of us stopped at the door and breathed in unison. The car came to rest slow and the tires started towers, wheels throwing sand in the air and the soft cover.
Gentil volunteers window seats who had watched the scene unfold with amusement ran outside to try to help us push the car while I tried to dig the tires submerged with a child's bucket and spade I found a rock. The beach did not give up our car so easily and we dug the more low the car sank.
Ultimately we had to leave the car and get a couple of taxi home.
We returned early the next day in the hope that rescuers could not tow the sand with their Land Rover. When we got back in the day, however, we found that competition huge surf was happening that day and many, many people arrived on the beach to watch. Keep in mind that our car was blocked in front of one of only two entrances to the beach, it makes for a rather embarrassing escapade. Not that I do not appreciate a joke well it's just that when hundreds of people are pointing and laughing at you, the joke becomes a little less funny.
At least I can watch back and laugh at the memory and to communicate my pearls of wisdom to save others from the same difficulty that we experienced that day at the beach. Sand scratches on the WB were supported by the auto insurance company and as for dad ... It will certainly make trips more sandy anytime soon.
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